Saturday, November 21, 2009

Alert! Gap Promotes Wicked Witchcraft!

Did you know that one of our favorite wholesome clothing stores is promoting witchcraft?! Yeah, it's news to me, too, but apparently the American Family Association is up in arms because GAP's latest holiday ad mentions Solstice. Of course it also refers to Hanukkah and Kwanzaa, not sure how they feel about that. Goddess forbid a company should do something inclusive! Of course, I guess we shouldn't be surprised that GAP is behind this evil plan; after all, they sell children's clothing depicting witches already! Gasp!

That's right, my pretties, we wicked witches are just sitting around stirring our cauldrons conjuring up new ways to entice innocent folks over to the dark side! Watch out, Old Navy, you're next! Ooh, and Macy's, now that would be a good one...or how about good ol' Wal-Mart! Oooh, the possibilities are simply endless!

*cackle* *cackle*

Better run, we wicked witches have a lot of work to do before Solstice!

P.S. When we witches aren't out wreaking havoc, we like to sit back wearing our jammies and black hats shopping for jewelry!


Aisling said...

This is so silly. Aren't there enough real problems in the world? Now we have to start inventing crises where none exist? I wish these people would get angry about something that matters, and maybe put their energy into making a positive change in the world.

antgirl said...

People really need to get a life.

There was a rumor witches cursed all the Halloween candy, too. LOL

It's almost 2010 and sometimes it feels as if we're living in 1610.

Rapunzel said...

Antgirl, I agree! One step forward, two steps back..sigh..

Rapunzel said...

Aisling, imagine if they took this collective energy and did as you say, put it toward something really significant! shaking head..just makes me crazy...