Saturday, November 21, 2009
Alert! Gap Promotes Wicked Witchcraft!
Did you know that one of our favorite wholesome clothing stores is promoting witchcraft?! Yeah, it's news to me, too, but apparently the American Family Association is up in arms because GAP's latest holiday ad mentions Solstice. Of course it also refers to Hanukkah and Kwanzaa, not sure how they feel about that. Goddess forbid a company should do something inclusive! Of course, I guess we shouldn't be surprised that GAP is behind this evil plan; after all, they sell children's clothing depicting witches already! Gasp!
That's right, my pretties, we wicked witches are just sitting around stirring our cauldrons conjuring up new ways to entice innocent folks over to the dark side! Watch out, Old Navy, you're next! Ooh, and Macy's, now that would be a good one...or how about good ol' Wal-Mart! Oooh, the possibilities are simply endless!
Better run, we wicked witches have a lot of work to do before Solstice!
P.S. When we witches aren't out wreaking havoc, we like to sit back wearing our jammies and black hats shopping for jewelry!